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Stanky Ass Parrot - January 30, 2005: Chiclayo, Peru
sick
and wrong!
We got a parrot! For 2 dollars! A green Amazon parrot on a string. The poor
thing! I think it is so cruel. On the other hand, leaving it with the
demented woman who was selling it wouldn't have been entirely humanitarian
either. So we have a parrot! It has a piece of ribbon around its leg, so when
it jumps off of Dex's shoulder, he thinks he's free for a brief second. Then
its little flight comes to a jerky end as the string runs out, and it gets a
bit of bungee jump action. sick sick sick. We know nothing about birds! Hope
it lives.
It suits Dex though. The bird is a total chick magnet. Girls come up and kiss
it, even though it is kind of ugly and gross. We gets tons of attention. A bit
of a circus we are! Dex walks around with the branch in his mouth, and the
bird perched on the end of the branch. We turn heads. and David plays music.
Yes, that is right, David is with us! Due to my navigational mishap, which led
us astray to Cajamarca....he caught up with us. I led us astray, but as
a result we have a parrot and a David.
David is funny. He fucks with the beggar kids and plays whiney songs on his
guitar ("amoooooooorrrrrrrrr, loco amooooooooorrrrrrrrrr") We hung out in the
meat section of the market and put on a spontaneous little show for the beggar
kids, as the butcher whacked apart a goat with an ax. We also got to see a
chicken ripped open with the half formed, yellow eggs inside. ewwwwwwwwwww.
Not sorry to be vegetarian!
Now we are going to get on a bus for 24 hours (after sleeping on the bus
station floor last night). nice nice nice. But then we will emerge, at long
last, in the Amazon, our elusive destination! hee hee!